Keegan Elizabeth: Archive

UGH.

Stupid family. Don’t you know I’m trying to fucking get ready? The only reason my makeup is still on the counter in the bathroom is because I have yet to put any on. I’ll move it once I’m done. Jesus Christ. My family goes crazy whenever we have a party. That is a fact.

Jan 1st

Let this be the year where I am actually ready...

…Although I suppose Cooper’s girlfriend is technically company. Aaaaand my streak continues.

Jan 1st

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If he keeps giving me stupid tasks he can easily...

I mean, sorry I woke up at 2:30 today, but I already did everything you asked me to do. Brownies = made Living room = dusted Bedroom that is not mine = vacuumed I’m going to shower and if he gets annoyed by that, I will scream.

Jan 1st

Apparently I have to vacuum my parents' room.

I don’t even live in there. Why can’t they do it themselves? I mean, really?

Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

Also seen last night?

The Alec Soth exhibition. Freaking amazing.

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Jan 1st

“Women have abortions because they care about motherhood. I don’t think people...”

– Dr. Elizabeth Newall (via jasievangesen) Exactly. Most women who have abortions respect motherhood - Those who have abortions and then go on to have children later on do so to ensure that they enter into motherhood at the right time. That is selfless and responsible. When women have abortions...

Dec 31st

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Falling asleep while watching YouTube videos.

More specifically, I’m watching Toby play Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood. I know I must be tired if I fall asleep while someone is playing Assassin’s Creed.

Dec 31st

I think I've had enough gummy bears for the night.

Now to hide them from my family.

Dec 31st

When I think I have a new text, but it's just an...

It’s always Twitter in my case.

Dec 31st

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Aaaand I'm leaving.

Going to the Walker and I’m gonna see some art and I’m gonna have a fuckin’ awesome time looking at kick-ass art.

Dec 31st

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Day 9: A celebrity you’d love to be best friends with Day 10: Your favorite country artist/band Hell, yeah. Johnny Cash! Day 11: A band/artist you like that aren’t world famous yet Not to sound super hipster, but that’s a lot of bands I like. Day 12: An actor/actress from your favorite TV show Cat Deeley isn’t an actress, but she IS, however, a friggin’...

Dec 31st

Aaaand the challenge continues.

Day 4: Your favorite rapper Brother Ali, yo. Day 5: A celebrity whose hair you’d like to have To be honest, I don’t actually WANT her hair, I just think this style looks really good on her. Day 6: A celebrity you would like to have a kissing scene with if you were in a movie with them This guy, but only if he kept his Darcy look. Day 7: A celebrity you would love to trade...

Dec 31st

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We had lasagna tonight.

It was delicious.

Dec 31st

Oh, look. I'm going to do multiple days at once.

Day 1: Favorite band I cannot decide. Here are 4 that I currently love (Yeasayer, Florence + the Machine, Bon Iver, and Cloud Cult). Day 2: The celebrity you would marry if given the chance Wait, what? You say Legolas is a fictional character? …Oh. Clearly, I have LotR on my mind this week. Day 3: The celebrity you would turn gay/lesbian for Aaaaand now it’s dinner...

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All the bathrooms in this house are currently...

I think I might scream.

Dec 30th

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When Bon Iver is not Bon Iver.

On the way home from Bridging today, Woods by Bon Iver came on the radio. I was like, “Oh! I love this song!” And then all of the sudden there was a dance beat because the lyrics and I immediately knew it was the Kanye West song Lost In The World. And now I need some straight up Bon Iver.

Dec 30th

When dreams are not real.

My mom went to Target yesterday. Exciting, I know. But I asked her to buy applesauce because it is delicious. And then last night I dreamed about going to the fridge and finding applesauce and juiceboxes and life was good. This morning, I went to the fridge and there was no applesauce. Obviously, my mom forgot to get it. So dreaming about it and not finding it in the morning was a little...

Dec 30th

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Dammit. I need someone to talk LotR with me.

I had Cori after I watched the first one, but alas. She’s not on Facebook.

Dec 30th

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Honey, you can't compete with an elf princess.

hermione-fucking-granger: Sorry.

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Oh, man. Just finished watching the extended...

A couple of things: Ents are friggin’ awesome. Merry and Pippin are my favorite bromance. Now I remember why Eowyn is kind of annoying. The elves are totally kick-ass. Legolas is especially kick-ass. Oh, and Aragorn is still a hottie.

Dec 30th

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chartreusechaos: todayiwokeup: iamthegoddamnbatman: flyawaygrenade: narudolvr88: thestralskulls: thedailywhat: Movie Mashup of the Day: Leandro “Copperfield” Braga of “Tarantino vs Coen Brothers” and “Kubrick vs Scorsese” fame spent 11 days re-watching all 11 Pixar feature films released to date in order to piece together this rather stellar mashup of over 500 hand-selected scenes. ...

Dec 30th

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